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My Great Discovery

All right folks, this is going to sound stupid. But…

I always wondered why humans have such big legs in comparison to other animals with much bigger bodies. Even horses have much skinnier, littler legs than us. We are true, thunderthighs and cavalcade thighs.

Yesterday, it came to me in a flash.I was standing in the bathroom looking at my feet. They were these TWO tiny little appendages that balanced and supported this funny body of mine.

 

It’s like balancing a stick figure on two grains of rice for feet.

BAM!

WE NEED OUR BIG LEGS TO CONSTANTLY BALANCE OUR BODIES THAT SIT ON OUR TWO GRAIN OF RICE FOR FEET.

It takes ALL that musculature to keep us upright without swaying and tilting and flopping over.

HAD we had BIG lovely, waddling duck feet, THEN we could have had chopsticks for legs.

Capiche???

I feel like a brilliant genius.

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What is the LESSON of all this?

It’s a tale of Life… and Limb.

It’s amazing how two little grains of rice feet can support and balance a whole big body. And by the way - take a look at a 1 year old. Talk about little bitty feet and a big round body.

Folks, there’s method to the madness.

LESSON: Adapt. IF you’ve been given two tiny grains of rice for feet, compensate. Grow some BIG, HONKIN’, Legs.

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:O Artwork by Cdin

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If I’m wrong, go ahead and let me know.

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Barack Obama

I love my President. He’s a beautiful guy with a beautiful family. He tries to be a good man.

BUT… I believe he plays along with the Power Borkers. I mean BROKERS. THAT was a Frissian Slip, wasn’t it??

Definition of Frissian - Freud on a fussy, fuzzy, frizzy hair day.

Whether it’s in life or in business, it seems you have to play along with the big guys or your goose gets overlooked.

In business, the Big Guys come in the form of customers AND financiers. You do what THEY want.

In politics, the “bluebloods” and the Eternally Rich are the Big Guys. They run your game. They hold your purse strings. They own the “get out of jail” cards. And, when you pass “Go,” they own the turnstile AND the bank.

Is this why I’m not a fan of making money? Because I know how much we have to bendover-redrover?

I’m realizing this line of thinking is problematic… I’m NOT seeing life as it really IS.

You see, from a child’s point of view, we fall, Mommy catches us. We hop skip and jump, and the world smiles with us.

But as an adult, Mommy’s no longer there. And when we hop skip and jump, the world is more likely to trip us than smile at us.

We’re out of the paddock, out of the gate, into the race for our lives.

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Doing Business is NOT about me and what I want. Business is providing something that YOU want. And doing a good job of it.

BUT… I STILL BELIEVE that our President should DO what HE KNOWS IS RIGHT rather than what the big cahonies want him to do…

Like, he should lower our taxes, encourage honest local small businesses, quit pandering to the megalithic CONGLOMERATES that are tearing our world to shreds.

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Okay THAT was an aside. But HERE’S the thing…

Finding a way to please you and provide what YOU want, but not ever compromising my own… values.

I provide you VALUE, and i preserve my VALUES.

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If we can do this in business, we could do this in politics.

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