FAQ
Is everything in this blog true?
- Yes and no. Names, places and details may have been changed to protect the innocent. The feelings expressed herein are genuine.
Are you all schizophrenic?
- All humans are schizophrenic. None can face reality. All believe only what they want to believe. All hear voices. The voices in their heads telling them what shats they are.
Answer the Question. Are you ALL schizophrenic?
- The little voices say no.
What’s this blog for?
- To give us a vehicle to blab over the back fence.
Do you know what you’re talking about?
- Yes.
What credentials do you have?
- I’m a rocket scientist while Jayde is an online lady of the evening. Ellie is a bonafide psychopath. And you?
Jeesh. Can’t you answer a straight question?
- What are we doing here - chopping liver?
Okay. Do you all make lots of money?
- Define lots. But, Ellie makes a pittance, CC makes more, Jayde makes a fortune.
So could you say Jayde has all the answers to online riches?
- She does. But you have to pay her to get them.
Again. What’s the point of this blog, in more detail?
- We needed a place to communicate, personally. The halcyon days of corporatism and distant netherworldism are over and the new days of realism and simplism have taken over. We have joined the openism, realism and simplism agenda. And, we have always believed that blogging is the Web Presence of Choice, Now and in the Future.
The point of this blog is to share our journey of online Entrepreneurship, swap stories, and hopefully add value to some little person’s life. Big people needn’t apply.
Big people?
- Big people who’ve arrived. Who make tons of money and live a perfect life. They simply couldn’t understand what we have to say. Or, perhaps, they know too well.
How come your ABOUT page keeps changing?
- We keep changing. One of us revises, another revises the revised.
Is Jayde available for a inperson interview? You say she makes a fortune.
- Jayde IS available if you have the bucks.
And how much would that be?
- Make an offer she can’t refuse. Meanwhile, any more substantial questions?
What do you hope to accomplish with this blog?
- The same thing we hope to accomplish with this faq. To Frequently Ask and Answer Questions. To FAAQ.
And then, to grow. Grow literarily, communic-ably, motivationally.
Huh?
- Never mind. Are we done?
Yes… but one more thing…
- Yes?
What is the meaning of life, and how distant is the End of our Universe?
- Meaning of Life: To vanquish the unbeatable foe.
- End of our Universe: As distant as the End of a Circle.
uh, okay, thank you…
- Why you’re welcome.
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Any great questions? Just ask. We’re here.
