Do you want to make money? Turn off the TV. NO Law and Order in the background. You’ll never get anything done.

The suffering for lack of slack jawed hanging entertainment will inspire you. The lonely silence… the vast emptiness sans those familiar, friendly faces.

I can’t bear this. It’s 11:11… (WHOA. You heard about 1111, right?)

Anyway, the more I mention TV, the more I’m tempted to flick the switch, hook up the adapter, and TUNE in.

THAT WOULD be a mistake. I have 1000 or 2thou things to do. If I REALLY mean to make money, I’ll resist the tempation to “Flick the Switch.” “Push the On Button.” “Fondle the Remote.”

BUT WAIT! IT’S FRIDAY!!!!! Egads - give a kid a break why doncha. Instead of hitting the party scene (what the HECK is that?) this Friday, I think I’ll take a break… and…

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