HA! Gotcha. Just lonely and wanted you to visit. How’s the weather? Kids? Spouse?

OH…. RIIIGHT…. Secret of Success…

The secret of success is this: If you are willing to compromise every decent bone in your body, work till blood pours from your fingertips, memorize the Encyclopedia Brittanica, date the Khan of Endless Wealth and work and save from the age of 12, you will be RICH.

Did you ACTUALLY THINK there was any other Secret of Success? Well you just got what you deserved. A truthful answer, signifying not so much.

LESSON: “There are magic words that grab your attention which are much ado about nothing.”

“Now, I DO have a bridge for sale… TRUST ME… This is a ONCE IN A LIFE TIME DEAL… for YOU ONLY… Just TODAY… Because I think YOU’RE VERY SPECIAL… Just YOU… the first time i met you, saw you… this BRIDGE was for you…”

It’s time for dinner. Time to take a break from accounting woes. So, I’m off - if YOU know the secret of success - email me… after all, I think I’m very special… i think…

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