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So now Monsanto’s patenting pigs, cows, horses, sheep and all girls named Tiffany.

Sure they’re big and bad! But who cares? I can make money buying their stock! Then, i can find yummy good tasting organic type foods that are good for me with all my big bucks from my big investments!

I will also try to date, then marry Mr. Monsanto, Jr. He’s probably cute, lots of money, great party life, powerful father-mother in law so every where i go people will bow down in submission and smile to my face.

No one will dare disagree with me.

If I pout, people will try to comfort me. If I scream in derision, people will cower. If I want something, people will skip, hop, jump to get me what i want. Haha! What a show for me! yukyukyuk

Oh isn’t that SOOOO great?

Can YOU imagine???

I will be able to travel the world in total LUXURY. QE2 here I come.

Italian Villas with self contained palazzos, French Riviera Villas with hoity toity celeb neighbors, Swiss Alpian mountain retreats with self contained anti-aging spas, and EVEN…

EVEN,

a guaranteed spot in the huge underground cavernous GIANT HIDEWAYS in ANTARCTICA or MISSOURI for only the very rich, very successful oober folks just like ME!!!!

Okay plebes, stand back and make way… your richness Highness is comin’ thru!

About Monsanto:

They are just a great company trying to own all the world’s commodities, seeds, fruits, vegetables, nuts, meats, plants, trees, fibers, lab animals, etc. and hold all the patents so they can MAKE A PROFIT FOR HEAVEN SAKES.

WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL ANYWAY????

CAN”T A faricking company try to make a few bucks for it’s stockholders once in a while? CHEESH!!!

You think it was trying to rule the world or something!!!

AND EVEN IF THEY WERE? SO WHAT? WHO CARES? WHAT WOULD, COULD ANYONE (LIKE YOU) DO ABOUT IT ANYWAYS???

GO watch your TV, eat your TV dinner or drop by El Doritos for a GMO taco and hush up.

I don’t have time to hear your drivelling complaints about world domination and the new world disorder.

I HAVE MY TENNIS/GOLF/SASHAYING LESSONS AND MASSAGES TO WORRY ABOUT.

Furthermore, the new episodes of Sex on the Settee and Housewives of the Poor and Deranged are on tonight. And my poodles are due for Energy Water Oxygenated Bubble Treatments.

Be gone! You are Dismissed!

Peon!

:O

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