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Tina Fey once again plays Sarah Palin and Amy Poehler plays Katie Couric in another comedy sketch on Saturday Night Live. Adorable! And, phenomenal! : )
AMY POEHLER AS KATIE COURIC: “Did you enjoy your week in New York City?”
TINA FEY AS SARAH PALIN: “You know I did, Katie, and I wasn’t sure I would at first. New York is, of course, home to the Liberal Media Elite. But Todd and the kids had a great time goin’ to the Central Park, F.A.O. Schwarz and that goofy evolution museum.”
AMY POEHLER AS KATIE COURIC: “So, sounds like the trip was a success?”
TINA FEY AS SARAH PALIN: “Well, there were some funny moments. For instance, I had fifteen to twenty false alarms when I thought I saw Osama Bin Laden driving a taxi. I was embarrassed to be wrong but mostly disappointed I wasn’t right! Also, in an effort to bone up on foreign policy I went to the Times Square area to see a film called, ‘The Bush Doctrine.’ It was not about politics.”
AMY POEHLER AS KATIE COURIC: “You went to the UN for the first time. How was that experience?”
TINA FEY AS SARAH PALIN: “You know, it was just amazing. So many interesting people. Though I have to say, I was disheartened by how many of them were foreigners. I promise that when Senator McCain and I are elected, we’re gonna get those jobs back in American hands.”
AMY POEHLER AS KATIE COURIC: “How did the world leaders you met with, react to you?”
TINA FEY AS SARAH PALIN: “They embraced me, Katie. Both figuratively and, a couple of them Pakistani guys, literally. But they were all so welcoming. Be it from Hamid Karzai, the President of Afghanistan. Jalal Talabani, the President of Iraq. Or Bono, the King of Ireland.”
AMY POEHLER AS KATIE COURIC: “On foreign policy, I want to give you one more chance to explain your claim that you have foreign policy experience based on Alaska’s proximity to Russia. What did you mean by that?”
TINA FEY AS SARAH PALIN: “Well, Alaska and Russia are only separated by a narrow maritime border. (using her hands to illustrate) You got Alaska here, this right here is water, and this is Russia. So, we keep an eye on them.”
AMY POEHLER AS KATIE COURIC: “And how do you do that exactly?”
TINA FEY AS SARAH PALIN: “Every morning, when Alaskans wake up, one of the first things they do, is look outside to see if there are any Russians hanging around. And if there are, you gotta go up to them and ask, ‘What are you doing here?’ and if they can’t give you a good reason, it’s our responsibility to say, you know, ‘Shoo! Get back over there!’
AMY POEHLER AS KATIE COURIC: “Senator McCain attempted to shut down his political campaign this week in order to deal with the economic crisis. What’s your opinion of this potential 700 billion dollar bailout?”
TINA FEY AS SARAH PALIN: “Like every American I’m speaking with, we’re ill about this. We’re saying, ‘Hey, why bail out Fanny and Freddie and not me?’ But ultimately what the bailout does is, help those that are concerned about the healthcare reform that is needed to help shore up our economy to help…uh…it’s gotta be all about job creation, too. Also, too, shoring up our economy and putting Fannie and Freddy back on the right track and so healthcare reform and reducing taxes and reigning in spending…’cause Barack Obama, y’know…has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans, also, having a dollar value meal at restaurants. That’s gonna help. But one in five jobs being created today under the umbrella of job creation. That, you know…Also…”
AMY POEHLER AS KATIE COURIC: “What lessons have you learned from Iraq and how specifically, would you spread democracy abroad?”
TINA FEY AS SARAH PALIN: “Specifically, we would make every effort possible to spread democracy abroad to those who want it.”
AMY POEHLER AS KATIE COURIC: “Yes, but specifically what would you do?”
TINA FEY AS SARAH PALIN: “We’re gonna promote freedom. Usher in democratic values and ideals. And fight terror-loving terrorists.”
AMY POEHLER AS KATIE COURIC: “But again, and not to belabor the point. One specific thing.”
(several seconds of FEY and POEHLER staring at each other)
TINA FEY AS SARAH PALIN: “Katie, I’d like to use one of my lifelines.”
AMY POEHLER AS KATIE COURIC: “I’m sorry?”
TINA FEY AS SARAH PALIN: “I want to phone a friend.”
AMY POEHLER AS KATIE COURIC: “You don’t have any lifelines.”
TINA FEY AS SARAH PALIN: “Well in that case I’m gonna just have to get back to you!”
AMY POEHLER AS KATIE COURIC: “Forgive me, Mrs. Palin, but is seems to me that when cornered, you become increasingly adorable. Is that fair to say?”
TINA FEY AS SARAH PALIN: “I don’t know, is it?” (She gestures ‘cutely’)
AMY POEHLER AS KATIE COURIC: “Governor Palin, is there anything else you’d like to say other than ‘Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night?’”
TINA FEY AS SARAH PALIN: Yes, Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night!”
Thanks to NBC News!
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